With only 43 days until Xmas Eve, Daddy Santa is starting to check his list twice

http://www.xmasclock.com/

Have you made Daddy Santa's list?  I got it from a reliable source that the old guy is putting guys who look hot in jockstraps at the very top of his list. I guess that is one of his many fetishes. WOOF

How does Daddy Santa know what jock strap size you wear?

Well, the old guy has this knack for sizing up all his hot delivery guys who visit his distribution center months before Xmas Eve. So he orders enough smalls, mediums, large and extra large sizes to make sure that everyone is a custom fit.